- Anti Joke

A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

roses are red violets are indigo

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

Who is John Galt?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill