How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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Japan

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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