- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

A blind man walks into a bar. It was a book shop.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

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