- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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