- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

European on my shoes, buddy.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

Once upon a time, The end.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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