Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

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What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

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Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

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What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

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So a blonde walks into a wall...

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

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Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

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What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

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why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

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Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

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I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

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Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

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who is not good looking? mon morello

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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What are blacks scared of? The kkk

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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