- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

It was a beautiful day. Face.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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