- Anti Joke

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

Call of Duty is a good game.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car