what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

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Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, technically speaking, chickens lack the capability to cross said road because chances are that it was a highway because highways cover 64% of america's roads. This being said, the possibility of a chicken being able to cross is is highly improbable. So to answer the question.... BACON!!!

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Whats the difference in car and a bicycle? One has an engine and drivetrain designed to run on gas and the other is powered by your output of work

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How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

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Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

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-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

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Women's Rights.

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Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

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why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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