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What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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