- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? faith

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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