- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

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