- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

Refridgerator.

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

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