What is square and grey? A grey square.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

What do u call a cripple Biv

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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