- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

jd and zach loves vigina

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

A American seeking into mexico

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

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