- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

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