- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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