- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

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