What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

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How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

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im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

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What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

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Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

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why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

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Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

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A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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