- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

mexicans fishing

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

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