- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

if you have two gay people, would their kid be gay too? oh wait....

Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

Whats funnier than a barrel full of dead babies? two barrels full of dead babies.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

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