Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

I shot a bitch.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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