Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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