Guess what? AIDS!

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Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

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What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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knock knock Dave's not here.

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

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Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

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Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

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What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

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Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

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So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

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knock knock

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Im cute hehehee

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why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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