- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??