Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

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