- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

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