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The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

A seal walks into a club.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

Lets Go Lakers!

Please don't shoot me

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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