- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

It's likely that very few people will read this.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

HOLY COW!

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

My mom

What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

Barbara Streisand

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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