- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? faith

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

2 + 2 = 4

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

your a vagina says you, your a booby

I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

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