- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

women rights

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

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