- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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