- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

whats green and slimy? green slim

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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