why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

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knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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