Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

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baloney sandwich

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How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

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What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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