- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

No because your face is really f***** up.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

I named my son ps2 controller

whats funnier than 24? 25

rocky is staring at us from outside...

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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