A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, now that i think of it, roses come in many colors And violets are actually violet in color, thus the name

Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

What did little Sally say to the clown after the party? 'For someone who specializes in entertaining children of a young age, I am slightly underwhelmed at the degree of humor my friends and I have derived from your jokes today.'

I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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