- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

2 + 2 = 4

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

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