A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

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A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

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How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

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What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

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Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

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What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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