- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

-knock knock! -doors open

why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

What is black and has no education A tire.

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

whats black and large -me

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