- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

why are black people so fast? because there black

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

knock knock whos there? nobody

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

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