Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

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where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

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Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

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Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

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why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

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Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

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What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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How do you make a plumber mad? You tell him that his princess is in another castle about a thousand times over 25 years.

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a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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I'm on a seafood diet. It consists of prawns and tuna.

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Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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