Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

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What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

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A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

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what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

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