- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big and purple? Barney

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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