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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

What's big and purple? Barney

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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