- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Knock knock Fuck off!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

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