- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

rent a cops

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

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