Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

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Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

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ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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CFL

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To mama so old, she might die soon.

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A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

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My Butthole.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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kieran is a homosexual

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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