- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

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What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

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Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

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