- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

knock knock There's no door

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

say it ten times fast: oh

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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