Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

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What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

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What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

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What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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Nothing. He made it home safely.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

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A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

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Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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