why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

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watch me nae nae

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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whats worse than the holocost, nothing

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How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

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Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

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If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

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A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

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Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person if the Jewish religion and a pizza is a type of food.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver comes into the bar and gulps down the guys drink and the guy starts crying the lorry driver says "dont cry ill buy you another" thee guy sas "it's not that today i woke up late for work and when i got there i got fired and then when i went to go home feeling depressed my car doesnt startand so i walk home and i find my wife in bed with the gardener and so i came here to die but you drank my poison"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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