Roses are blue Colton is gay

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Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

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EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

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An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

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"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

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Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

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I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

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Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

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What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

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There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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What's red and has wheels? A red car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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