- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

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