What do chickens, pictures and babies have in common? Nothing.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Ubisoft presents a game by ubisoft

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How did the young boy cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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Nero, listen, do not try to imply that you created the Iron man method, that was developed by many people over the duration of many years in the former underground society. You seem far too educated to be the savage you claim to be, if I told you that our people will do the uttermost to see if we can fix that eye of yours and succeed, will you forgive my failure and imperfections as a leader? Look at it this way, I am a leader, not a ruler, what my followers do is up to them, but if they cannot understand that they have to pay the consequences behind their actions, they have no place within the order, as for the expression "my order" it is simply what my many followers like for me to say, not because they are unwilling to take responsibility, but as a token of praise. Our articulations and means of expressing desire and such are very much the same, have you ever been part of our order?

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whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

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Anything involving women..

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"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

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Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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the holocaust

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

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what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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How did the black person die? Of old age

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

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why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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