- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Caolan and Eamon

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

[Set up] [No punch line]

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

think twice or at least think

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

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