Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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Go away still nothing to see

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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Grace Ackerson

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

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Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

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What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

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Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

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How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Dumbledore dies.

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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