- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

A sober Amy Winehouse

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

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