If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

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I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

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what is orange? an orange

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

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How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

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whats hairy and crys your mom

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sorry got to poo

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

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Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

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What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

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There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

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Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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