- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

human centipede

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Thats sweet, thank you then.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

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