- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

A seal walks into a club.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

I named my son ps2 controller

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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