Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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