- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

mexicans fishing

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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