- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

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