- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

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