Trump will make America great again.

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Want to hear a joke? No.

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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