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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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i hate black people

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A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

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Justin Bieber

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So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

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blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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guess what>? your mum lol

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A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

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What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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