How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

okay so theres this guy.

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Cheese

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

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Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

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