What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

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Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

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How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

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What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

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What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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A seal walks into a club.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

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Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

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Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

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The Princess is in another castle

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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