- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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