- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

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BIG PENIS

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

Albert your flies undone.

arena football

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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