What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

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what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

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Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

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Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

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Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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How do you stop a plane? Land it.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

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A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

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Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

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What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

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why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

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Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

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Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

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Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

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I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

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What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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