Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

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Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

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Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

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Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

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What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

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how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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