Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

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How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

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Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

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Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

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Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

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How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

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What did the car do? CRASH!

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whos district champs not JM

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How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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Nickelback

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roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

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Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

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what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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