- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

Massie is a fatass

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

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