- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

Do u take sugar?

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

A seal walks into a club.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

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